They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
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i want to hear ellen degeneres actually saying this
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Like Cinderella, girls. Do you read that? Like Cinderella.
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| girl: | i'm having vagina surgery |
| boyfriend: | i know |
| girl: | i love you |
| boyfriend: | i love you too |
| after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there | |
| girl: | where is my boyfriend |
| dad: | who do you think gave you the vagina |
| girl: | what |